Thank G_d She Can't Use A Chainsaw
by Kissen Kate    

Just don't number Chapter 13.  Jump over it like an elevator.  Thanks you're a genius.  Ouch!  I don't get why some people think this is erotic.

Spartacus, Holes, Pink, The Roof is on Fire, Planet Earth, Wet Sands

You should go to mediation.  We've been to mediation twice, and our neighbors won't settle.

I can't believe you know all the words to Busta Move
She needs a fortress
La Nuestra Familia
The Norteno Drug Cartel
I can't believe this is happening
You need to come get the babies
Baby boy Spartacus was really a baby girl
And the whole planet shook
The story at the Morman Temple
Jim Jim Jim Jim and Jim
September 23, 2007 The Connection
Ephraim & Manesseh
For the record........I said it to your boss
You've never been to a jail?
January 19, 1919, January 19, 1919, January 19, 1919
Should we vote for Dan?
Your life is like an M. Knight Shyamalan movie
"I'm stuck in Folsom Prison"  Stop singing.  I'm really lost in Folsom, and had no idea it was in Northern California.  I-5 is closed, and I think I'm driving in the wrong direction.  I don't have a map.  Let me call someone.  Yes, you need to turn around. 
"I was drivin home early Sunday morn through Bakersfield"
Courtroom 23 at 23
I can't believe this is happening
I'm not a drug dealer, but I had to think of the babies. 
It's OK.  Think of how many other mothers would have pled guilty to being gang members because they don't have the family support.
Insurance Fraud
The Homeless
Do the Puyallup?
So the stock plummeted!  We're in it for the long haul.
Assistant VP
700,777 miles an hour
If you're going to get pho hoa'kd, then hopefully you'll get pho hoa'kd by the best
I told Jack awhile ago that they won't be out of your life until 2009.  Will they be out in 2009?  S#@t
And the whole planet shook
$50 donation for a $13 debt
Who hired Leslie?
Please vote or don't complain
You have a tumor, and it needs to be operated on right away.
Be a big girl
I can't go to the doctor I was referred to, and the hospital that's the best.  My insurance won't cover it.
Save the ovaries Don't save the ovaries, Save the ovaries Don't save the ovaries, Save the ovaries Don't save the ovaries,
Save the ovaries Don't save the ovaries. 
The third time was the charm
It's not the biohazard.  It's Celtic. The Maiden, the Mother, and the Crone. It's three new moons. 
Today you're officially making me the Crone. 
When other people go left, I go right.......Kidd Rock
When other people go right, I go left........Shira Rivka
I think the person that designed the website was Hebrew
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