Kidd Rock, She thinks my tractor's sexy, Drew Barrymore, Beyond Thunderdome
It was love at first sight, and yes opposites attract.
I thought you gave up men yesterday.
Your daughters look just like you
I think my mom likes you better than she likes me. She doesn't offer me red wine when I walk through the door.
Your mother recognized me as a woman who could take care of her family after she was gone. I miss your mom too.
Please help. I think Jack's having a heart attack, and I need you to help with the girls.
What's Go Daddy?
Go Huskies!
My friends sit there too!
You look like Drew Barrymore. How lucky are you to be sleeping with a woman who looks like your favorite actress.
The girls picked out my ring?
6 months and then he popped the question backed up by a 5 year engagement.
Sometimes you make me insane
Jack's stopped breathing. Hey Rex!
Please change your Epi DNA because I want you around for a long, long, time, and if you don't at least I can sleep at the kids.
You and Jack bring out the worst in me
That's the thing about Jack and I we have a lot of passion in our relationship. Now what are we going to do for Yom Kippur?
The government forces companies like Boeing to tie things up in a tight legal knot
Golfing in South Carolina
The top of the mountain
555, 666, 777, 555, 555, 555
The Mountain, The River, The Lake
Maybe the Mormons have something. What's wrong with having more than one wife? Others do it. They just separate with divorce.
Trust your instinct
Virginia Tech
Don't touch my family
Ghost in the chimney
Redax and Oasis
Sissy boom
Broken back
Alcohol Poisoning
Look to the Northeast
One of the oldest Temple's in the Country is in Charlotte
Jack where do you want to go today? We can go to the Cherokee Reservation or we can head to Charlotte. Doctor said Charlotte is beautiful. The secret lies with Charlotte. OK Jack. We'll go to Charlotte. You're right. The secret was in Charlotte, and thanks for taking me to the Cherokee reservation. This is the region I want a Bed and Breakfast someday.
Kate. He's the head of the household. You're right.
I'm call it my Jubilee Year because it sounds better than I just turned 50.
We can't afford Peru Kate, but I want to take you on a trip. We're going to Cabo, and the shuttle will take us to the airport.
Kate forget the minutes because the shuttle is here. Jack I'm not ready. Kate go look at the shuttle. OMG! I can't believe we're all going.
Happy Birthday, and yes I brought cherries!
Charlie and Jessica
El Squid, The Giggling Marlin, and Billigans
Jack we connect with the best people. I hope the Girls Gone Wild make it back to the cruise ship OK.
The Canadians
That's the best fall in the pool I've seen all week. Here's a free beer coupon.
Guess what I learned in Torah study today? The Jews were oppressed by the Europeans because they took so many baths?
What the pho hoa?
Take care of yourself, and I'm sending you a political viewpoint questionnaire.
