40 isn't so bad
Congratulations! You're having a baby!
You said 10 people were coming, and I've counted 27. Happy St. Patricks Day! Somebody get me a grasshopper.
You're not wise until you're 40.
Captain Morgan & Tab
The Catalytic Event
I can't hear
Diet pop is the worst
No preservatives please
Don't get me started on the pharmaceutical companies
If we legalized pot, then maybe we wouldn't need Prozac
I miss my Wrangler
